Subaru Hires Yuppie Advertising Firm For B9 Tribeca

Well its the same old song. A yuppie is just a drip of water in the endless sea. I was amazed to see the rock group Kansas sell out one of their most loved songs to a yuppie ad agency working for Subaru. I turned on the TV the other day and was clicking away trying to find something decent to watch in this day of hundreds of stations and nothing to watch and I came across the new Subaru ad for the B9 Tribeca. I don't know about you people, I know most of you have been gently lulled into submission by the yuppie rhetoric, but I was floored by the fact they were using the Kansas timeless hit "Dust in the Wind" as background music. On top of that they stuck there own version of the song over on you and no one said nothing about it. I guess Kansas had to sell out to allow such a misrepresentation of their song. So Kansas, you old farts, just remember "It slips away, all your money won't buy you another day."

It seems all we do crumples to the ground like buying cell phones that were never perfected and we refuse to see that buying them before they were working properly is fattening yuppie wallets. God forbid you really need your cell phone one day and you are in a blackout area. The whole premise of cell phones is that they are handy in emergency situations. But no, lets just joke about them and their real value. CAN YOU HERE ME NOW!!! Or buy Ringtones so you can bother everyone in the bank, grocery store or wherever else you have to get an unimportant call. But when you need to get an important business call you have to run all over the place to try to get the call. DUH! You bought them before they really worked right and on top of that the cell phone yuppies know you will keep on buying them in mass quantities without them working right. I love to see business people running around trying to get a business call. Next time you are in that sorry situation blame a yuppie salesman who is laying in a beach somewhere in Bermuda while you are running up and down a street trying to get a call.

So in closing I would like to say yuppies are dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind and everything they do is dust in the wind. You see we are all dust in the wind, not just people who get passed by a Subaru B9 Tribeca. Give me a break. More to come. Peace!!!

photo by Adrien Bonfils