2005 Yuppie of the Year Johnny Damon

Now here is a schmuck! So much of a schmuck he earned my first annual Yuppie of the Year Award. When Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young wrote the song "Almost Cut My Hair" they were not singing about this turn coat. This guy is a typical yuppie. They have no feelings for anyone but themselves. Boston Red Sox players have defected to their main rivals (NY Yankees) before but this guy really hurt his team and fans. As a Yankee fan I am not happy about this trade at all. I really didn't want to see this guy on the team but the Yankees aren't the team of the past and they will take this goon if for no other reason to hurt the Sox. Did you see him with his haircut? He sure earned this award. No other person exemplifies the true lack of caring of a yuppie more than Johnny Damon. No other person can show the true lack of respect a yuppie has of loyalty to anything than Johnny Damon my Yuppie of the Year!