Whats a Yuppie? You'll be Surprised!!!

Way back when and once upon a time there was the hippies. Now hippies were a sorted bunch but were on the most part honest and very helpful to people migrating to San Francisco from the East and New York from the West. Hitchhiking was a breeze and relatively safe when a long haired hippie picked you up in his flowered Volkswagen van. If you needed a place to stay he'd know the safest places. If you needed food he knew where someone could help you out. All was cool during those times. (Sorry you won't see this piece of American history on the Seventies Show.) All was cool. You went to Winterland in San Francisco and saw The Jefferson Airplane, Blue Oyster Cult and Kansas for $5.00. The Concert lasted till everyone nearly passed out and you met the nicest people. Then out of the sorted hippie lot sprang the evil yuppie.
Now the yuppie passed himself off as a drug free, well groomed, but cool individual. That got high on life and was totally into getting rich and breaking from the sorted hippie lot. But let me fill you in on yuppies and their generation before they ruin this country.
First of all yuppies are not drug free!!! Cocaine has always been the yuppie's drug of choice and this country is full of the snow. The residual effect, of course, are the crack heads who are totally f'ed up and live only for that stuff and would sell their wives, children or grandmothers to get a hit. So while the yuppies are snorting the snow in some swank spot and giving it to their ho's for a good time somebody's getting killed in the hood dealing this stuff or trying to take over someone else's candy shop.
Secondly, yuppies do not make good business people. You look at how business in this country has gone in the last twenty tears. Mid and upper level management is full of this yuppie slime. Now lets take a business like Ford. Now Ford, as well as numerous other companies in this country, has taken a nose dive. Now does the yuppie management get on track and try to put out a better product or work on their marketing techniques to present their product in a better way. No, they just fire workers. And when that doesn't work they fire more workers and if that doesn't work they fire more workers. Well, after a while they get worried because whose gonna do the work. A yuppie doesn't work. So the Ford yuppie calls his friend who is spending the winter in Hong Kong and asks him are their any workers over there because we fired all ours. And the Hong Kong yuppie tells him with a grin "Hell yah we got workers here, billions of them, and they come dirt cheap."
Tune in to my next yuppie professors, seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeya
P.S. don't let a yuppie give you a ride!!!