American Yuppies Bump Heads With Chinese Yuppies at Mattel Toys
Lead poisoning Barbies and Big Birds in America. Every ones pointing fingers. Oh, its those Chinese manufacturers, no its the Mattel company. Back and forth the news twists, turns and spins trying to lay the blame on this inexcusable crime. But the real foe in this mess, in my opinion, is the Yuppie. Yes there are Chinese as well as American Yuppies. The Yuppie, as I have stated in my numerous blogs, has no care for anyone but themselves. But people in this country continue to hire these goons and promote them to positions of power. They keep on fueling their heinous plans with money and support and if a few kids are poisoned its all for the greater Yuppie good. I get right to the point when I write these blogs. I don't have any loyalties than those protecting America. So lets get to the real problem here. I'll give you the facts and just the facts. I want to bring up a word that maybe Yuppies haven't heard yet or understand its meaning. That word is "Specifications." Specifications are as follows: a detailed description or assessment of requirements, dimensions, materials, etc., as of a proposed building, machine, bridge, and yes toys. See if Yuppies understood this word they would understand that if a toy is not made to specifications it should not leave the manufacturing plant or be allowed to be shipped. And here is another word that maybe Yuppies should be told about and that's inspection, Q.C. inspection or import inspection. An inspection is the act of inspecting or viewing, esp. carefully or critically so an object conforms to specifications. Now that is basically what is the problem here. Yuppies are not aware of these two words. I'm tired of finger pointing. It gets no where because in the end its a stalemate. People on one side blame people on the other side and it goes back and forth and the culprit is always hidden in all the mess. Idiots on both sides of the globe also don't understand a very important word and this is the most important word when it comes to toys for American children and that's safety. Safety: the state of being safe; freedom from the occurrence or risk of injury. Safety: the quality of averting or not causing injury, danger, or loss of life. And that's the no frills bottom line. My next blog will be focusing on pervert yuppie senators. but I'm going to wait till the smoke clears on Senator Larry Craig's airport toilet fast pitch so I can give a good assessment of what goes on while our troops are dying in Iraq.
Labels: Inspection, Safety, Specifications, Yuppie, Yuppies
2 Comments:
Dude, I LOVE that pic of the shirt. Where can I buy one?
The Butcher
Thanks for the comment. Grins. Sorry as far as I know its the only one. It should be mass marketed before the 2008 election I think. :-)
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